Thanksgiving Humor

     Thursday is Thanksgiving  Day.  Many will gather with family, friends, loved ones and fun and laughter will ensue.  Therefore, I feel the need to inject some humor in this week’s post.  After all laughter makes the heart merry and so a good succulent fried turkey with stove top-dressing (my kind) giblet gravy, and cranberry sauce.

                                 Thanksgiving Divorce

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.”

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this,”

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.”  (contents of Humor Matters).

 My prayer is:  We continually give thanks to God the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ (the Messiah), as we are praying for you…(Colossian 1:3 Amp). 

                    HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYBODY!!

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